If we lose a game
I don't kick doors, the cat, or
Arsène Wenger Haiku is football, coaching and life... in 17 syllables. With two decades of wisdom at the helm of Arsenal FC, this is a wonderful celebration of his most legendary quotations in small, but perfectly formed short poems. On captains, players, critics; managers, referees and wine-tasting: Arsène Wenger Haiku encapsulates the knowledge, wisdom and sophistication of Arsenal's greatest coach and reveals the innermost thoughts of English football's most cerebral mind.