Who knew the epic fail of a cooking spell could lead to naked house demolition? And then could get so much worse
I try to conjure a pie for my grandmother's birthday. Heh. Right. That goes sideways in an explosion of wrong and coconut cream filling. But it might not be the worst thing that ever happens. Maybe. Maaaaybe. Because to get everything I ever wanted I will have to face down the most frightening and unbending creature on this plant. Naked.
So, that's going to go real well. Oh yeah. Really well.
"The story [A Future Song]...left me feeling satisfied and touched."
- Charles de Lint