Rob needs help with chemistry. So his professor suggests he spend some time at the home of his lab partner and his father. The old man and his son are thrilled to have a guest in their one-of-a-kind lab and they are eager to share their latest male enhancement inventions.
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Rob walked slowly toward the sound of the voice and he stopped suddenly when he saw a naked man lying on a table.
"You're early, Rob, but that's okay. Pepe is preparing my massage. It's the secret to my success and also my longevity, right Dad?"
"That's right."
"Lie down, Rob. Pepe is waiting."
Rob looked around frantically, fearing Pepe and his invention. He didn't see him anywhere. He waited, his eyes going from Lee to his father and back several times. The two men stared down at Rob as if he were some anomaly or their very own science experiment. Then he realized that he was a science experiment to this father and son team.
"Now, son, why cheapen yourself like that. We don't think of you as a science experiment."
Rob had forgotten the two nut jobs could read his mind. Pepe appeared from the far end of the room but he wasn't carrying his new invention. His hands were empty.