All my life I've collected weird and wonderful facts. Even before `trivia' was (or should that be `were'?) invented, I've been obsessed with the pursuit of what you might call worthless knowledge. Now, after a lifetime's devotion to the cause, I'm proud to present to you my favourite facts of all time. My greatest hits, if you will. Most of what you will read has been acquired organically, from reading books, magazines and newspapers. However, I am happy to acknowledge material culled from the internet. I have tried to source - and/or get permission to use - these wonderful items but to no avail. However, I'm sure that their original authors would appreciate this wider audience.