"Top 5 Reasons You Can't Get Laid in Montreal" is a succinct guide to getting it on in the Sin City of the North. If you're having problems locating a lady (or gentleman) to do your erotic bidding, consider consulting this quickie for a few tips on how to tame the locals!
A cheeky look at the Montreal dating scene, this short piece -- the seventh in Buttontapper Press's QUICKIES series -- is sure to get a laugh from locals and visitors alike.