After surviving tryouts for the roller derby team the Selby Slammersand humiliating herself in front of her new team mates and the local men's inline hockey teamHayley holds her head high and gets ready for her first game. The Wicked B*tches of West Auckland, however, live up to their name and cause all sorts of angst and grief for the SlammersHayley in particular!
Hilarity ensues as Hayley attempts to pick upnot only the pieces of her life after Paulbut Jake, the hunky hockey player. All while continually running into Rick the 'Dick' causes unexpected problems in her new and very hectic life.
"Adam, I'm gonna kill you. Right after I've finished eating these pancakesooh maple-flavoured syrup and berry compote. But after that I'll kill you! And then, I'll find a time machine and kick my own butt, cause damn, am I stupid or what? Nobody answer that!" Hayley
Warning: This story is set in New Zealand and is therefore written in New Zealand English.