Taylor Hudson's 1342 gives Fifty Shades of Grey a pants down spanking when it comes to recounting good, old fashioned thrills. It's an erotic thriller set in medieval England where modern day Melissa, as a result of an accident, has time travelled back to 1342, only to find she is in an arranged marriage to Lord de Sade and it's her wedding night. Can she flee? Meanwhile her hard up lady in waiting, Barbara, is summoned to Lord de Sade's chamber to be questioned by Father Jerome, the castle priest. On finding an insect bite under her arm he orders her to submit to further questioning to ascertain whether as a witch, she has lain with the devil. As funny as it is shocking, 1342 brings erotic fantasy and flagellation to a whole new level.