Apologetix Criticisms ver 6

Apologetix, "that Christian parody band" introduced me to alot of spiritual principles. But exactly how much can the Holy Spirit actually work with the songs that are being produced by them? Included are lyrics to a few selected songs by Apologetix including commentary including alternate Bible passages, movie quotes and material from my Bible Studies and Sermons series.

I am not totally against Apologetix and have also included a few songs that I can get behind with commentary when applicable.

George Bernard Shaw-He who can does, he who cannot teaches.

Isaiah 43:27-Thy first father hath sinned, and thy teachers have transgressed against me.

It is my belief that the Unholy Spirit has been in charge of certain Scriptures that were as some people previously believed, "handed down by God."
2 Thessalonians 2:11 -For this reason God will send upon them a deluding influence so that they will believe what is false,

Star Wars Episode II-Attack of the Clones was written by George Lucas and Jonathan Hales
"The dark side clouds everything."

Bible goofs

Hero was written by Laura Ziskin, Alvin Sargent and David Webb Peoples

Bernie LaPlante: You remember when I said how I was gonna explain about life, buddy? Well the thing about life is, it gets weird. People are always talking ya about truth. Everybody always knows what the truth is, like it was toilet paper or somethin', and they got a supply in the closet. But what you learn, as you get older, is there ain't no truth. All there is is bullshit, pardon my vulgarity here. Layers of it. One layer of bullshit on top of another. And what you do in life like when you get older is, you pick the layer of bullshit that you prefer and that's your bullshit, so to speak.

My Cousin Vinny was written by Dale Launer

Vinny Gambini: Let me show you something.

[he holds up a playing card, with the face toward Billy]

Vinny Gambini: He's going to show you the bricks. He'll show you they got straight sides. He'll show you how they got the right shape. He'll show them to you in a very special way, so that they appear to have everything a brick should have. But there's one thing he's not gonna show you.

[turns the card, so that its edge is toward Billy]

Vinny Gambini: When you look at the bricks from the right angle, they're as thin as this playing card. His whole case is an illusion, a magic trick. It has to be an illusion, 'cause you're innocent. Nobody - I mean nobody - pulls the wool over the eyes of a Gambini, especially this one. Give me a chance, one chance. Let me question the first witness. If after that point, you don't think that I'm the best man for the job, fire me then and there. I'll leave quietly, no grudges. All I ask is for that one chance. I think you should give it to me.

Taken from Capitalism: A Love Story, written by Michael Moore
Bill Black: Of course, it makes perfect sense. This is not new to Washington. People who will give you the wrong answer but the answer you want are invaluable. And they often get promoted precisely because they're willing to say and do absurd things.

Private Parts was written by Len Blum, based on the autobiography of Howard Stern

Researcher: The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes.

Pig Vomit: How can that be?

Researcher: Answer most commonly given? "I want to see what he'll say next."

Pig Vomit: Okay, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?

Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.

Pig Vomit: But... if they hate him, why do they listen?

Researcher: Most common answer? "I want to see what he'll say next."

Taken from Every Man's Battle: Every Man's Guide to Winning the War on Sexual Temptation One Victory at a Time

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