¿I need to spend some time reburying in the garden. Next door¿s dog has dug up a foot.¿
Thus begins a surreal journal the like of which (if you¿re lucky) you have never encountered before.
Author John Dolan¿s unnamed diarist plumbs the depths of black comedy in a way that might make your hair stand on end. Not recommended for the PC-aware or those with a weak stomach.
Contains helpful tips on cooking and on murdering people.