he things you dream to say but can't in the dance studio, on stage, to the director, to your dance partner, to the costumer, to the ballet mistress, to the girl leading the line that's always late, and that one person who uses natural deodorant. These are for you. If you've ever wondered about a dancers thoughts, or what the experience is like, here is a look into the rigorous ballet world- sarcasm first. An entertaining book of funny stories, conversation starters, and strange encounters in a haiku format collected for the dance world and those surrounding it.