Here's my advice for how to survive a vacation to Italy with the college boyfriend you've just now realized is terrible:
Ditch him in Rome.
Take the train to Naples for pizza.
Let the attractive older man you've just met buy you a drink.
Flirt a little (or a lot) while ignoring his wedding ring.
Let him bend you over a table.
Break up with your boyfriend.
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Sal
There are a lot of ways to respond to the news that your wife is trying to kill you. I have sex with the young American who stumbles into my restaurant. And then I get revenge.