Puddin' Heads Tried to Expel Her. Blaze Ignited a Revolution.
In a world of divisive politicians, brainwashed followers, and extreme school rivalries between the Puddin' Heads and their sworn enemies, the Sweeties, 14-year-old Blaze Union is expelled for the outrageous offense of playing guitar and soccer with hands deemed "too large" by MegaCorp standards. But instead of dropping out, Blaze embarks on a mission to become Island Nation's top school boss and liberate students and teachers from their absurd, miserable existence.
Armed with a sarcastic teacher and a band of rebellious misfits, Blaze's revolution rapidly gains momentum, catching powerful knuckleheads off guard. But as shocking school events escalate the conflict between Puddin' Heads and Sweeties, Blaze faces unexpected enemies, shady alliances, and a disturbing question: are these catastrophes just coincidences, the fallout of her rebellion, or the work of hidden forces lurking in the shadows? With the country on edge, Blaze must confront the truth before her revolution unravels and the nation's schools spiral into chaos.
Get ready for a hilarious, action-packed adventure filled with ludicrous school rules, epic showdowns, and a fight for freedom like no other. And don't forget your spoon helmetyou'll need it.
Finalist of the 2023 Mark Twain Book Award for Humor / Satire.