In the final installment of the "Butchering The Bible" series, we will witness -- i.e. read about -- how Jesus saved Christmas by being born in the spring, how his Apostles saved the world from ending by prophesiziing that end ad nauseam, and how the addict once known as John of Patmos saved the Narrative from dying of boredom with his, well... Revelation. Last Updated: January 15, 2018