Call Me Mistress

I suppose you could say that I fell into this industry by accident. My nights at the dance club were becoming tedious, my clients more rude and obnoxious and the management seemed to want to encourage the stag parties and the louts. It was a group of drunken men from Birmingham who started me off on this quite incredible journey. One man had openly abused me from the start of my routine as his mates jeered me and encouraged him to give me more of the same. I went into overdrive with my wise cracks and gestures and suddenly I had turned it around. Now it was my tormentor who his mates rounded on as they laughed and goaded and teased him as he squirmed uncomfortably in his seat. Twenty minutes after my show, he approached me at the bar and asked for a private performance. I thought he was kidding at first, as he said he wanted nothing more than to be abused in the privacy of a booth. He was almost salivating as he told me I should demand money from him as I did. And so I did. I called him the vilest names under the sun as I stripped his wallet bare and he complied with every demand like a frightened schoolboy in the headmaster's office. I confess I hardly slept a wink that night, wondering exactly what it was I had stumbled on. It turned out to be a strange world with no two days the same. I've bared my soul in this book, no holds barred. I tell you about my premium rate 'Dom Line' where I abuse clients over the telephone while shopping in Tesco or filling up my car at the local gas station and I'll describe the man who wants me to stamp on his feet with my high heels. It takes all sorts, as the saying goes and I think I've met just about all of them. Sometimes I stand back and gasp because although I'm very much desensitized after several years' activity, at least two or three times a month someone drops me an email that takes my breath away. Those emails are in the book too, some printed word for word, warts and all. You'd better be prepared to be shocked and I promise you one thing: when you've finished reading, you will have changed your opinion of the creature known as man!

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