"I'm not your average monster. In the past, I have toppled, liberated, and even ruled kingdoms. Believe me, I'm over that lifestyle. My motto is, 'Learn from the past; love in the present'.
"By day, I'm Catalina Purdy, proprietor of Purdy Antiques. By night, under cover of darkness, I expose my true nature.
"I enjoy; long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, easy men, and feasting off the chemicals they produce when sexually aroused.
"I also love my job. I am eternally thirsty for the chance to hunt down rare, exotic pieces. However, I'm not hard to please, I'll take any piece I can get, and I always get what I want."
Reader Advisory: Be forewarned, the story within, contains X-rated tales of a Nightlings, naughty escapades.