Hi. I'm Tony. While Bea (my girl cousin) and I were training to be agents of the Galactic Federation, we went with a laid-back Investigator called Bernard to find out why two traders hadn't come back from a trip to the half-empty city on the planet Teapot 11. Vlay-O-Vlay (a travelling preacher) and Fortune (a local boy), were friendly, but the robots which ran the city were not.