Creatures, Smells, and Magykal Spells

I came up with the name "Creatures, Smells, and Magykal Spells" based upon book 2 in my series, "The Legend of Orchis and the Five Sisters." Its preview is in the third section of this ebook. It has creatures; it has smells (due to one repugnant character in particular); and it definitely has Magykal spells! After all, what self-respecting "fantasy" author would craft a novel without any Magyk?

This is a very personal ebook, as its "About Me" section is quite revealing! Although I'm a magnificently powerful wizard, renowned for my genius, I'm masquerading under the guise of a 36-year-old virgin with artistic tendencies. Although this human alter ego of mine is a product of my imagination, I'm still rather sensitive for him...so don't poke fun! If you do, I'll do some poking of my own...with my wand! Anyway, if you think on it, in the grand scheme of things an "extended" virginity is of little consequence when one has a magnificent body of work to show for their sacrifice of a social/sex life! Who in the blazes has time for women when you're as focused as he is?

I'm getting carried away, so forget what I've just said. None of it matters, because (as I pointed out earlier) my human alter ego is completely fictitious! But if you still wish to test my sensitivity on the matter, feel free...you'll be dealt with accordingly! And Wrinklegus Ezekiel PoisonTongue does NOT bluff!

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