Daph thinks the old ash tree is NOT glamorous and the sycamore has black lumps on the leaves.
These complaints trigger Fran being a trail blazer and the donks and the pigs finding a pocket handkerchief tree which still does NOT come up to scratch as it has no spots.
Herbie does become an acorn judge hitting many snags and dreams of pecan trees.
Meanwhile Octavia Aunt Pig is agog about cork oak.
Herbie explodes, he is charges ten pence to operate a telescope for an ugly view what is it?
The donks don't always do glamorous, indeed, they skirt away and get down to the 'nitty gritty' although, Hesta reaches a dead end counting a mind boggling number of leaves.
If you want to laugh out aloud, read about Herbie's flop as a drain inspector and how Molly tackles them with GREAT GUSTO and Dex, the Texan donk is handier with the rods. Why do the mardy moles blackmail Herbie for his wrap arounds?
Herbie is in a frenzy he thinks ants are in his favourite Lancashire cake and issues a WARNING to all food suppliers about locusts 'who could guzzle his grub'! All the donks go diagonal to deter them!!
Why does Fran "feel weedy?"
Hesta develops a headache with pie charts and bar charts and Herbie falls out with his wayward nieces about a FUN day out!
The donks are 'mixed up' about the Golden Valley Fran averts a flood and Herbie is a romantic and says Fran is his piece of gold!