"I'd love to call my diaries "Self-help From The Undead" but I'm not undead. I'm not sure how helpful they are, either..."
Read more of the irreverent rants, humorous musings and (possibly) useful advice from the most unusual creature ever - the Everyday Vampire.
"A humorous read with lots of self-help advice that actually Is helpful. An insight into the life and loves of an 'Everyday Vampire' is a really easy, enjoyable read. I recommend this book." (Amazon *****)