No man wants to die drunk, alone, and emasculated. And yet, for many dudes, that's exactly what's coming. It will be our own damn fault. We'll dismiss accidents, traumas, failures, or misfortunes instead of seeing them as essential healthcare recovery hurdles. Unfortunately men culturally reinforce this ignorance, isolation, and aggression without understanding how it prohibits our conflict resolution skills and emotional inter-connectivity. This all but guarantees us unhealthy lives and toxic relationships. There's hope. This is a blunt, stop loss, men's health prevention guide. It offers strategies for dudes who can recognize, even just a tiny bit, that masculinity might be co-related to some dodgy behavior. This book offers straight forward advice for (literate) dudes without any coddling or naivety. Obviously, expect some full-frontal female nudity*. You will learn about sex, confidence, communication, and how not to suck the life out of your relationships and yourself. This is the first volume of Dick Loss Prevention, a series aimed to motivate men into their own healthcare maintenance as route to supportive relationships and getting laid for longer.