Disused Donks Do Disused (Part One)

This book is particularly suitable for the over 55's.

"There is nothing 'fancy' about this accommodation I should know what 'fancy' is!!" Fancy Nancy winked at Molly.

Once Herbie and Hesta in particular have overcome the February blues Cypriot style, the donks pull to pieces round houses in Cyprus and Herbie refuses to accept jargon such as BC TIME era or even ME donk!!

The dinner dance with "females like spinning tops", glass balancing on heads, a lot of clapping, a bouzoutri and a Greek cheese that begins with a 'H'; is NOT to the donks taste and Molly hates glass boats and is nervy about seven years of bad luck with the prospect of broken, shattered glass.

Herbie scowls at the Cypriot donks for wasting olives and Fran considers they should be wise as they are surrounded by sage bushes; but, Daphne NOT surprisingly mistakes them as a waxwork as they do little act disused. Fancy Nancy rates them as dud actors.

Fran is of the opinion they are 'directionless' and Herbie is bothered they are NOT promoting donkeys positively as hard workers and that one Cypriot donk are Claire's tissue!

Herbie doesn't rate the Roman theatre as too many ear plugs are required and Valentines afternoon tea is NOT dazzling rather DISGUSTING!!

Herbie wants to learn the Greek for celery, leek and vegetarian; but all the donks disapprove of graffiti anywhere.

A Cypriot shepherd with goats may receive a Greek/English dictionary from the dictionary donk!

Daph is petrified in case she falls in love with Apollo, the sun God and is turned into a laurel tree!!!

Donald causes a diversion regarding Aphrodite, the Goddess of love and discovers TOO MUCH Herbie is about to cause an earthquake.

The donks realise the Cypriots are happy regardless of their criticisms and recognise the island has a sunny climate a BIG +.

Dettagli