Donks Distractions (part two)

This book is particularly suitable for readers over 55's.

Dex describes this book as a 'tag on', as the donks had so MUCH to say about Cyprus!

Funky art is given the hooves down especially an upside loo set in clay, a bathtub with spikes, a rusty man sitting on a contraption, a GROSS dinosaur made with cracked tiles and blue hands on poles!!!!!

The question is does Herbie like funky food? What does the reader think?

Gunky food is certainly a NO NO for DIN DIN'S.

Herbie educates Daph about the drawbacks to bananas and defines a 'dud pud".

Why does Daphne NOT want to be in the sky?!

Aphrodite 'goings on' are discussed and she is dismissed as an 'illusion'.

Herbie is focused on a donkey stroke. Why?

Daph is NOT bendy; but, requires straightening out by her Texan cousin, Dex regarding which date?!

Dorothea Nancy known as Fancy Nancy is controversial and prefers the brass age; but Don is a fab of the copper age.

Fran falls out with Daph over an achilles heel and lipstick. The donks realise foundations are effected by tremors and get to the bottom of Cypriot decayed towns.

Herbie is shocked to see a peacock mosaic and is only composed when he sees the oxen and boar mosaics and insists on new definitions.

Herbie and the donks will NOT be bamboozled about lace and blacklist those who do pushy ploys.

Molly maybe is a shrinking violet Herbie certainly is NOT read the last tail/tale to find out how Herbie has FUN in the sun with his decorative specs; but, has to tell off his niece, Hesta first:

"I do NOT like to hear the downside of my wraps are making them sound CRAP with so many WARNINGS Hesta."

As the donks pull sun glasses and almost everything to pieces if NOT literally!!!!

Dettagli