Donks In Disguise

This book is the first tail for preteens.

Herbie is NOT too sure about the special relationship over the pond when Dex, the Texan donk arrives on the scene, 'wanting a chick and making a pass at Fran'. How does Herbie avoid a date with Daph? Molly is dotty about Don while Daph is on the shelf and Dex on his Jack Todd!! There is no romance for DULL Dorothea either.

Who puts up a wanted DON poster?

DULL Dorothea is banned from decorating her mask with glitter. Why?

Daph won't wear a wig as she is NOT a blonde bimbo and accepts being dowdy.

Don is advised to wear green wellingtons and resemble a green bush.

Why do the donks disguise themselves?

Why does Herbie have a chin wag with the pigs?

Why would the moles be a safety hazard at the donks fete?

Are invited?!

The aloof alpacas, who are just down the road, spit at Polly and Herbie. As a punishment Hesta, Molly, Fran and Polly and Herbie blow cherry stones in a pea shooter.

Herbie want to see the Hereford Bulls and Bullocks all sewn up in a tapestry on display at a church in a Herefordshire black and white village.

Fran gets tied up in knots in a wooden bell tower in mid-air and the bells chime out of kilter. Why?

Dinky almost eats a slug and Polly a napkin!!

The donks have overdone the midnight feast with the badgers and Herbie considers Fran a killjoy and won't eat lettuce soup.

The donks hiccup a lot, but can NOT blame Hiccup and his mediocre rolling pin, who will meet in later tails.

Why are the donks dazed when they visit an oast house?

The donks celebrate with a disco as Don's wanted poster is removed as are Daph and Dex's but, can Herbie gyrate and do the cha cha cha with Fran smoochy latin moves?

What does Herbie do with four old cans?

The donks jive and Fancy Nancy sings a song about a mashed potato!

A disco donk style!

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