Bears, skunks, and feral pigs, Oooh my! These are only a part of the surprises that unfold from buying a cracker style cabin, sight unseen.
Red beady eyes and gun shots from out the rickety cabin window send shivers down my spine, as a cobweb brushes against my face and an unknown creepy, crawling, hairy spider emerges from a crack in the wall. I run, wanting to pull my hair out from the overwhelming filth and varmints that lurk behind the closed, creaky doors.
Snap, goes a trap within earshot. A scamper and a shuffle, and a strange pitter-patter cause a noisy chaos in the middle of the pitch-black darkness of the night.
Could this all just be a nightmare? Read on and you will see ...