It was that easy, they told me. Just walk into the locker room and take what you wanted. I didn't believe them, of course. I'd just got in from out of town and got to joking around with a couple guys.
"Yeah, one of em's my girlfriend. Hot red-head. Take her. Do what you want with her. I think she might even be fertile tonight."
They had to be putting me on. Yeah, like I was going to get away with just waltzing into the ladies' locker room and do what I wanted. Doing that could get me arrested - or worse!
Seeing that I didn't fully believe them, one of the guys, Dave, I think his name was, waited until a pretty girl walked by.
"Do I know you, miss?"
She shook her head. "No. Why?"
He stood and immediately pressed his lips to hers and held her in a big bear hug.