"Clearly the West Indies are going to play their normal game, which is what they normally do" ~ Tony Greig
"As a preparation for a Test match, the domestic game is the equivalent of training for the Olympic marathon by taking the dog for a walk" ~ Martin Johnson
"England's pace bowlers are making the helmet go out of fashion" - Scyld Berry
...and many more hilarious quotes by the game's finest commentators and players.