Futanari Moans, amateur archaeologist and professional tomb raider, has unearthed her share of ancient treasures. With her only weapon the swollen, dripping appendage strapped to her thigh, Moans journeys to the coast of Greece, where she plans to throw herself from the cliffs into the Aegean Sea. It's a foolish plan born of desperation, but only the ancient tentacled leviathan said to lurk in the sea's deepest waters can cure what ails her.
She'd thought the worst thing about having a thirty-five-hundred-year-old mummy for a lover was that the dust got everywhere, but then it turned out that the supernatural drought of the murdered Queen's cursed sarcophagus was contagious. To cure them both, she'll not only need to find the mythical beast, but embrace her inner switch and surrender herself as both friend and lover.
It's a wild, watery scramble to an explosive climax, a deliciously messy finish at the mercy of so very many, very talented tentacles.
FUTANARI MOANS AND THE SUCKERS' CURE is pulp futa adventure, complete with a taboo side of monster tentacle erotica, in which Laura Croft meets Indiana Jones by the way of Eric Stanton & Boris Vallejo. Superbly silly and scandalously sexy!