In Garfield's Guide to Everything, the philosophizing fat cat weighs in on a whole kit and caboodle of subjects, from ecology to astrology, Shakespeare to stupidity.
Sleep "The best 18 hours of my day"
Coffee "Mother Nature's Jumper Cables"
Dogs "They contain 90% of the world's drool supply."
Love "is splitting the last piece of pizza."
Exercise "My favorite spectator sport."
Mondays "The armpit of days."
Golf "That's Scottish for 'AAARGH!'"