Gaylord Fancypants Writes Poetry Too!

His poems are even fancier than his pants!

That's right, in addition to the best gay erotica, erom and genre-fiction ever conceived of, Gaylord Fancypants also writes poems! This is his first collection, which contains the only words you'll ever need to read about topics including social media, hollow rats, truth and how to prance like flattered waste! These poems will make -- and possibly already have -- all other poetry obsolete!

Note: Two poems in this collection may seem like they are, in whole or in part, about Donald Trump. They are not. That is a coincidence, and both poems were written years prior to 2016. As Ursula LeGuin said, art is an attempt at saying something that can't be said in words, and Donald Trump being crap at everything is easy to say in words, so I would never write a poem about that.

P.S.: These poems contain rhymes! Here's an example to get you started: "lime" and "time".

Warning: This collection of poems is not erotic, neither in a gay way, nor straight, nor even lesbian! Prepare to not be aroused. If you would like to be aroused, before or after reading these poems, click on literally anything else on my author page.

Nota Bene: Inside you'll find words that may confuse and alarm you, such as "spume", "yob" and "derrière". Prepare to have your throbbing vocabulary blown until it sprays its diction all over my verbiage.

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