Don't shoot! You're only going broke. Only? Yes, only! Let Al Fortune explain what's next. And it doesn't involve a gun. Or a harpoon. You're going broke, and family and friends don't want to hear it. Your psychologist hands you the unpaid bill and asks, "How do you feel about that?" But wait! Now you've got Al Fortune to talk to you. He'll talk about going broke the way no one has before! He talks without blaming you because he knows who's to blame. Let Al Fortune's attitude become your new attitude.
Do you want to start a new future? Let Al Fortune talk to you about the future. Can you let the past go? Let Al Fortune talk to you about letting the past go. Would you like to avoid being on the street with nothing? Let Al Fortune talk to you about what you need. Should you flee the country because of student loans? You'll meet some who did, but Al Fortune didn't. Do you know how to calculate your going broke date? Let Al Fortune show you how without Calculus or high school math. Do you know why you want to move your going broke date up? Let Al Fortune tell you why. Do you know how to make sure you don't get shot by trigger expenses? Let Al Fortune talk to you about all this and much more.
You'll learn where to be when the sheriff comes to evict you.
Hint: It won't be anywhere near the sheriff.
You'll learn many different ways to have shelter.
Hint: They don't involve going to a shelter.
You'll learn to face going broke with self respect.
Hint: That's why Al Fortune wrote this book. He's got an approach that you won't get from Wall Street, Madison Avenue, a Financial Planner, or a Debt Collector. Why? Because, instead of living for the past, you'll be living for the future.
Will Wall Street, Madison Avenue, a Financial Planner, or a Debt Collector call Al Fortune responsible?
Hint: No! And you'll see why.
You'll learn to calculate your going broke date.
Hint: No Calculus or high school math required!
You'll learn what a trigger expense is.
Hint: So you don't get shot.
You'll learn what false hopes are.
Hint: They're what everyone else is encouraging you to believe.
You'll learn what to leave and what to take.
Hint: Instead of "Leave the gun, Take the Cannoli," Al Fortune says, "Leave the coach purse, Take the backpack."
Will this book solve all your problems?
Hint: No, you are going broke, but it's a start to a new and better life!!!
Can you go broke without this book?
Hint: Yes.
Without this book, will you know what's next?
Hint: No!
WARNING: The Fat Cat Corporations don't want you to read this book. Inside you'll find out why.