Near omnipotent tyrants returned from the dead. Cyborg ennui. Human brains in alien pets. Alien invasions through capitalism. Self-dissection and pleasure nanomachines. Slave-owning robots. Squirrels and pigeons at war. All that and more in these darkly comic science fiction stories of greed, sloth, arrogance, and shame from J.I. Greco, author of Take the All-Mart! and Yuki Feldman: Licensed Space Pirate.