'Guns, cunts and seven bodies on a muddy river' is an easy-to-read, casual and humorous account of female power over men, a short novel in the modes of 'Bound' and 'Basic Instinct', with pages full of deceitful and strong female characters opposite ordinary, everyday men. Some women dream of marriage, a house, and a vacation. Others prefer crushing the male ego under their pumps. 'Everybody cheats.' 'Everybody lies.' 'Everybody kills.' But girls 'do it better'.