Gutter Queen's Royal Rumble: Round Two

Are you ready for my second memoir?

My name is Jessica Barber.

There are things you should know about me:

1.If you receive a picture of my poo, it is a sign that I feel comfortable around you.
2.I attract weirdos, hobos, lost causes, and prostitutes like a magnet.
3.I'm honest to a point where many find me blunt and rude.
4."Fuck" is my most favourite word.
5.I think I may be addicted to Vicks Vapour Rub.
6.I'm not normal.
7.I want to buy an island and live off the grid.
8.I hate stupid people, liars, and winter.
9.I have four stripes on my white Brazilian Jiu Jitsu belt I am a walking death machine.
10.Yoga and meditation keep me grounded.

If you enjoying laughing at someone else's expense, then this is the book for you. Join me on a tragically humorous adventure where I share stories of my life with you. From killing a baby pigeon by accident to pepper-spraying my husband's genitals one rambunctious night. An honest account of my eclectically outrageous life so far. Not for the faint of heart - you have been warned.

Dettagli