Two little love stories. Both are based on the emotional scale. Both are written about as un-Mills and Boon as is possible. The first is a fun adventure look at what might happen to those who have been broken hearted;dumped maybe? It could answer the song question `what becomes of the broken hearted?'
The second, The Binman ... well men would be advised not to let their wives, partners, girlfriends, mistresses etc read it, you have been warned. If they do read it, prepare for your life to change; probably in a way you don't want as it may get in the way of football. This story is loved by marriage guidance councellors and divorce lawyers everywhere because it nets them a lot of work.