Just another day, only today, I can prove to my mother and everyone else that I'm not overweight. That I'm fine just the way, I am. I'm at the doctors for a physical. My yearly physical, but when the doctor walks out, I can see that it's not my regular doctor. However, Dr. Philips looks like a very handsome man. I'm already thinking that I should cancel, I can't now though when he calls my name, and I stand up to greet him. Maybe it's not going to be half as bad as I think. Maybe he can write me a note to tell my mother that I'm not overweight at all and to leave me the hell alone. Ha-ha, wishful thinking, but what happens isn't anything that I would expect in my wildest dreams