'As you are probably aware there are now quite a number of organisations like ours to choose from. The marketplace has really opened up these past few years, but I'm confident you will see that Honey Trap Enterprises has both the credentials and success rate to make it your business of choice.
' Now then- you'll also be wondering about where and when we surprise the cheating partner. Let me begin by assuring you first of all that we only ever enact the final stage of proceedings in a safe and secure place, such as a hotel room or parked car. These photos give you an idea of how our agents work in public venues, but a kiss and cuddle can still be construed as fidelity. A man's greatest weakness is his desire to get naked with a member of the opposite sex, and we ensure we have him exactly in that position before moving in.'