This hilariously no-nonsense guide addresses the single most importantand the most overlookedpart of lawyer's practice: getting paid for the work. Too many law practice management books sell young lawyers on the unicorn dream of living balanced lives while doing good. Not this book. This book gives lawyers tools for keeping the doors open and a shot at paying off those pesky student loans. Laugh at Portia's misadventures and learn how to: Get paid for your work Prevent grievances Avoid malpractice suits Weed out bad apple clients No, there is no silver bullet. Yes, it is the sort of thing one learns by experience. Unless one can learn from somebody else's mistakes. Which you can, with this guide. Good luck.