Just Plain Funny Quotes - This Is Not A Poetry Book

"The Day I Met Charles Bukowski And Other Stories...:" I realized what I'd thought at first was a man was actually: A very stocky woman with short hair who'd forgotten to shave.

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Dear Reader,

If you enjoy the humor and references often used by writers such as Charles Bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson, Jack Kerouac, John Irving's earlier stuff, Ken Keysey, JD Salinger, Tom Robbins, Dan Fante, maybe even John Fante, J.G. Ballard, Chuck Palahniuk, Will Self, Dennis Cooper, Martin Amis, Anne Sexton, Jay McInerney and others, if you enjoy funny writers, writers with an edge, writers who are politically incorrect, writers who don't take their literary "masterpieces" too seriously, writers who can laugh at themselves, then this is for you.

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Thanks for taking the time to read this,Chassis Albuquerque

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