Last Minute Gift

A last minute shopping trip turns into a steamy lesbian hookup when I had to brave the stores two days before Christmas to buy a Secret Santa gift for Bob.

I rushed into the store, desperate to find a gift I had forgotten. I had all my Christmas shopping finished by November 3rd, then my company decided to do secret Santa. Now I have to pick a gift out for someone I barely know based on some ideas written down on a scrap of paper.

According to the paper, Bob likes Video games, electronics, and food. Nothing more specific than that. Bob has no other friends at work as far as I can tell, so I have no one to ask for more details. Determined to not just get a gift card, I brave Walmart at 2:30 AM on December 22nd

I grabbed a cart and hustled through the aisles. I had no idea what I was looking for and hoped inspiration would hit me. The store's heating system must be malfunctioning because it was an oven in there. Before long, my winter coat was off, and I was unbuttoning the top button of my blouse. I should mention that I live in South Texas, so the winters here aren't cold; most of the time, heat isn't even necessary.

I was in the electronics section, looking for something related to video games without knowing which system I'm shopping for (Thanks Bob!) I was fingering another button on my blouse, wishing I could take the stupid thing off and wear nothing but my sports bra and the skirt I was wearing when I felt eyes on me.

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