Every time I went to my friend Tyler's house I would always get excited. Not because I actually liked him, but because of his sexy ass mom. I think her name was Beyonce or something. Tyler was a pretty selfish and arrogant piece of shit so I had to constantly stroke his ego. Any time I could I would tell him how cool he was and how having a rich family made him better than everyone else. It certainly was tiring, but if it meant I could go to his house and stare at his mom's perfect dick sucking lips and her hypnotic and sexy fat ass, then it was worth every bit of pain.