Joe's girlfriend Toni is skinny and prudish, and he's starved for sex. His Aunt Beulah mixes up a magical soup that turns Toni into a chubby, sexy MILF who likes wearing skintight, tacky clothes and talking with a Russian accent. Now she wants nothing more than to have wild, crazy sex all the time. Although Joe loves the new Toni, he is worried she'll embarrass him at the college where he teaches. It looks like a disaster is brewing when he takes Toni to a poetry reading and faculty reception for a famous English poet. Things start out badly when Toni drinks too much and makes rude comments about the poet. Will Joe get fired? Or, will Toni make all the professors very happy with her oral skills? Read this book to find out!