**You¿d hate your mom too, if she put a cursing curse on you. Yeah. I can¿t curse out loud. Ever.
So when I get accused of murdering a vampire, the best I¿ve got is, ¿Mother duck!¿**
It gets even bleeping better when I find out my arse of an ex-boyfriend is leading the investigation against me. Have I fantasized about being chained up by a hot dragon shifter? Yeah, but not like this.
I mean, how am I supposed to prove I didn¿t kill Georgina the loudmouth buttface?
I'm a wingless fairy without a stinkin' scrap of power in a town full of supernaturals. Who¿s gonna believe me?
If I don't want to spend a lifetime in a fudgin' dungeon, I¿m gonna have to find the real killer, and fast. Unfortunately, the further I dig, the more motives I find. Georgina didn¿t make a lot of friends.
To top it all off, I meet the world¿s sexiest vamp. And guess what? I think he did it.