Max Havelaar: The Coffee Auctions of the Dutch Trading Company

I am a coffee-broker, and live at No. 37 Laurier Canal, Amsterdam. I am not accustomed to write novels or works of that kind; therefore it took me a long time before I could resolve to order a few extra quires of paper and begin this book, which you, dear reader, have just taken in hand, and which you must finish, whether you are a coffee-broker or anything else. Not only that I never wrote anything that resembled a novel, but I even do not like to read such things, because I am a man of business. For many years I have asked myself what is the use of such works, and I am astonished at the impudence with which many a poet or novelist dares to tell you stories which never happened, and often never could have happened at all. If I in my position,I am a coffee-broker, and live at No. 37 Laurier Canal,made a statement to a Principal, that is, a person who sells coffee, in which I related only a small part of the lies which form the greater part of poems and novels, he would immediately cease to employ me, and go over to Busselinck and Waterman, who are likewise coffee-brokers,but you need not know their address. Therefore I take good care not to write any novels, nor to advance any false statements. I have always remarked that persons who do so are often badly off. I am forty-three years of age, I have visited the Exchange for the last twenty years, and, therefore, I can come forward whenever you are in want of a person of experience. How many firms do I know which have been utterly ruined! And generally, when looking for the causes of their failure, it appeared to me that they must be attributed to the wrong direction which most of them followed in the beginning. My maxims are, and will always be, Truth and Common-sense; making, of course, an exception with regard to the Holy Scriptures. The origin of this fault may be traced to our children's poet, Van Alphen, in his very first line, about "dear little babies." What the deuce could make that old gentleman declare himself to be an adorer of my little sister Gertrude, who had weak eyes, or of my brother Gerard, who always played with his nose? and yet, he says, "that he sang those poems inspired by love." I often thought when a child, "My dear fellow, I should like to meet you once, and if you refused me the marbles which I should ask you for, or the initials of my name in chocolatemy name is Batavusthen I should believe you to be a liar." But I never saw Van Alphen; he was dead, I think, when he told us that my father was my best friend, and that my little dog was so grateful (we never kept any dogs, they are so very dirty); although I was much fonder of little Paul Winser, who lived near us in Batavier Street. All lies! And yet in this manner education goes on:"The new little sister came from the vegetable-woman in a big cabbage." "All Dutchmen are brave and generous." "The Romans were glad that the Batavians allowed them to live." "The Bey of Tunis got a colic when he heard the Dutch colours flapping." "The Duke of Alva was a monster." "The ebb-tide (in 1672, I believe) lasted a little longer than usual, only to protect the Netherlands." Nonsense! Holland has remained Holland because our forefathers knew how to manage their affairs, and because they had the true religionthat is the reason. And then came other lies. "A girl is an angel." Whoever first discovered that never had any sisters. Love is a bliss; you fly with some dear object or other to the end of the earth. The earth has no end, and such love is all nonsense. Nobody can say that I do not live on good terms with my wife,she is a daughter of Last and Co., coffee-brokers,nobody can find fault with our marriage. I am a member of the fashionable "Artis" club, and she has an Indian shawl which cost £7, 13s. 4d., but yet we never indulged in such a foolish love as would have urged us to fly to the extremities of the earth. When we married, we made an excursion to the Hague.

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