This memoir is a collection of true stories and events experienced by a Las Vegas gondolier named Umberto, whom I have formed a close friendship with over the years. Having worked as a gondolier for over ten years, Umberto has been made privy to countless stories from real life couples about where they first met and how they found love. He has also given me a glimpse into the fascinating life of a gondolier. His remarkable experiences and the captivating stories he tells of the people he meets from all over the world have inspired me to write this book. Included among the chapters are stories of how people find love, marriage proposals, celebrity encounters, Q&A sections, gondolier characteristics, the top ten ways people meet, and more! Essentially, I hope to shed some light on many issues of love and inspire and entertain you along the way! Many people are curious about the gondoliers in Las Vegas, and some even wonder if the gondoliers are real people or just a bunch of actors. All I have to say about that is--Umberto is as real as I am!