Whatever weakling said that is beyond pathetic. I've ruled in Hell. It was easy. So easy I got bored with it after only two years. Evil is for the lazy and unimaginative. Being good? That takes real work, dedication, and self-reflection. I see the face of evil every time I look in the mirror.
Now I am seeing a familiar threat here, back on Earth.
Someone is using my plan for world domination to try to take over my new home.