In a world where all psychic abilities are caused by sexually transmitted diseases, two half-assed experts on all things supernatural pick up a really cute client. Together, the three of them survive haunted buildings, world-destroying paradoxes, universe-jumping elder gods, and one another. Oh, yeah, and Mike totally dies at the end. (Or does he?)
Originally written separately, these two short stories feature the same characters in two different tales of sexy gay supernatural nonsense. All references to properties with similar names are made lovingly and in the spirit of parodic license.