Movie Star

The one really important thing that I started to learn at an early age was that everything that adults tell a kid is a lie. Thus, the best strategy for a kid is to never do what you're told to do. (Strange that you should ask, but yes, Mac was something of a discipline problem back in school.)
The adults told me that physical education, getting along with people and math were pretty much a waste of my time.
I spent a lot of time and effort building myself into a five foot 11 inch, 195-pound muscle man.
If you don't want to get along with me, it's no real problem, I'll beat it into you.
The adults lied to me that math was a dead end for me. With the math that I mostly self taught, I make a pretty good living doing performance calculations for racing vehicles, including cars, boats and aircraft.
Down at the local high school we all turned 18-years-old and graduated. (Actually some of us just walked across the stage and pretended to graduate.) The rest of the good little boys and girls who graduated went off to work at some dead end job for a nickel over minimum wage or they went on to college and more adult lies.
Since I make good money with my math work, I bought my own house out on the edge of town to get away from the adult people who want to run my life.
One day Ashley pulls up to my house in a van. The girl is in a hurry and in a panic. Ashley is maybe the best-looking girl from my high school graduating class and she was gonna be a Hollywood movie star. Billy then pulls in to my driveway shortly after Ashley does and starts yelling at Ashley.
I walk out and punch Billy in the face, hard. (No conversation, no discussion, just POW!) By the time I get back to the house, Billy has crawled back to his car and left.
I then go and talk with Ashley. Ashley explains the situation to me. It seems that Ashley is a movie star. She even has her own production company. However, Ashley's production company is all in the back of her van. Ashley has lights, cameras and action. The lights and cameras are all pro stuff and the action is all nude Ashley and some stud. Ashley has run into a continuing problem with Billy. If Ashley leaves, Billy will find her. If Ashley stays with me, she'll be all right.
Ashley shows me what life with her will be like.
What happens is that Ashley makes a movie. It turns out that the movie is always the same movie with slightly different scenes. The 'plot' is that naive Ashley gets lured into a bedroom by an evil stud and she's forced to strip and then satisfy the cruel lusts of her captor. (If you wonder how many times Ashley can sell the same movie, you obviously aint never seen Ashley in the nude!)
Ashley moves in with me and we start to make movies. Hell, I even write a movie script. I turn out to be pretty good at writing movie scripts and it sure is fun.

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