My Alpaca is a Jerk

My alpaca is jerk! But we do love him.
Meet Sir Spits A Lot-a feisty spit happy alpaca. He knows no boundaries on the gurgling and churn of his bile and how it will spurt out onto you. Onto your face, your hair, your arm and anything else that is within spit distance.
He doesn't just spit when he is angry. He spits for the spit of it!

*Alpacas are prey animals and spit, which is actually bile from the depths of hell that I like to call-their stomach, is their way of warning or discouraging unwanted bullshit. It's a foul smelling, chunky mix of grass and saliva and anything else they might have decided to eat.
When alpacas spit it is usually aimed for another alpaca or if they are feeling threatened. But if you own a spit-a-holic like I do...they just spit for the sake of spitting. It's all part of their charm.
So don't be discouraged when you see an alpaca. Chances are, they won't be an asshole like mine.

About the Author

Hello my friends- I'm Kristen. I am a mama to 3 humans, wife to 1 and animal mama to 3 alpacas, 4 pot belly pigs, 1 hedgehog, 3 cats and 1 little dog. When I am not selling "technology stuff" during my day job, I am usually outside with my hobby farm in the Pacific Northwest scooping up poop and loving my animals. My sense of humor is a big part of almost everyday in the life at the hobby farm. I enjoy capturing real life situations ( even the gross ones ) and turning them into something fun I can share, like this book. My goal is to make you laugh and bring a smile to your day at the expense of animal goofy shit.
I am a huge supporter for animals and specifically for pigs and alpacas. There are many wonderful sanctuaries that save animals in Washington and I encourage you to check some out.
*Olympic Peninsula Llama/Alpaca Rescue Non Profit
Port Angeles WA
*Heartwood Haven Non Profit
Gig Harbor WA

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