My Girlfriend's An Alien

My girlfriend is out of this world.
I can't say I've ever thought I'd be thinking about that in a literal sense instead of figuratively.

Oswald

I knew from the start she was different, unsure of what that meant for us. At first. It was love at first Sci fi flick chucked at my head.
Okay, so maybe our kismet run-in wasn't instalove, but you could say we got off to a nose smashing start. Heh.
Either way, it didn't take me very long to realize she was the one for me.

Now that my commitment-phobic bum is all in and things are really starting to come together, I've just got to get her to tell me whatever it is it feels like she's not telling me.

Rossehmar

I've found the male I'm meant to spend the rest of my days with in a Blue Planter of Earth. To say it surprised me is laughable, but I care for my Ozzy, deeply. I would do anything for my human. Even, uh, *cough*, remove any obstacles that may present themselves and risk our love.

There's absolutely nothing in this galaxy or the next that could keep me from my one.

Except, maybe, the truth of the lengths I'd go to in securing our future...

Dettagli