My surname comes from the word "hush," but not shmone, that is , talk, joke, scoff, idly stagger. My ancestor Shmonya / Shmonyaga /, a merry fellow and a lover of paradoxes, according to family legend, drove herds of pigs / pigboy !? / And was recorded as Ivan Shmonin when distributing surnames. Nature did not want to rest on descendants, so now, when my hand reaches for a pen, a pen for paper, strange, awkward texts appear: half-fables, half-parables, half-feuilletons, that is , "lectures." I listened to lectures without quotation marks and took notes for 12 years (technical school, institute); and I was so sick of it that now, when I hear the word "lecture," my hand removes the safety lock. Such texts are not published, even in the absence of censorship. Now my texts are banned by moderators as rude, vulgar, obscene, obscene, hurting the tender ears of sentimental bookophiles. But during his lifetime I. Barkov, A. Afanasyev, V. Vysotsky and others were not published. very honorable